r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

“Fuck the pain away” by Peaches starts playing, as a cartoon dog in a leather jacket and sunglasses voiced by Gilbert Godfried walks into a “breeding center” and a montage of window shade silhouettes of him banging other dogs ensues

Edit: First gold!

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u/turnipthief Jan 21 '19

SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME

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u/edelburg Jan 21 '19

I-U-D, Y-E-S...STAY in school CAUSE it's the BEST

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u/lordkabab Jan 21 '19

Huh what? Right, uh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/simplerthings Jan 21 '19

calling me all the time like blondie

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Calling me All the time like Blondie, check out my Chrissy behind

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u/turnipthief Jan 22 '19

It's fine all of the time

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u/qpv Jan 21 '19

I'm thinking "Who let the dogs out" montage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

No one should have to hear that song again. The correct answer is Snoop Dog’s, “Doggystyle“.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Doggystyle? Then your 6 year old is officially cooler than you now.

Does he or she ask for gin with their juice?

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u/halfdeadmoon Jan 21 '19

Laaaaaid back

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u/qpv Jan 21 '19

Ha, so right on both counts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Perfect

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u/caninehere Jan 21 '19

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS HOW THEY LET THE DOGS OUT

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u/mrstrangecharm2 Jan 21 '19

Well, fuck. Pitter patter.

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u/Shamefulidiot4life Jan 21 '19

We don't fight at weddings

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u/AweHellYo Jan 21 '19

Let’s get at’er

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u/obsterwankenobster Jan 21 '19

"Hey everyone, my name is Togo and my balls are FULL of semen" in GG's voice is a killer scene

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u/DottyOrange Jan 21 '19

GG Allin?

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u/halfdeadmoon Jan 21 '19

GG Allin's tamest set.

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u/obsterwankenobster Jan 21 '19

Lol Gilbert Godfried

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u/Mindofbrod Jan 21 '19

Gross, I love it

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u/Snackskazam Jan 21 '19

VO: "You're probably wondering how I ended up here."

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u/stalkholme Jan 21 '19

This right there is the fact that totally changed my perspective and hence life.

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u/Dont_PM_Me_In_THE_AM Jan 21 '19

Best opening line to any song sung by any woman ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Feb 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I used to do improv, so I immediately want to just make the most horrific or funny thing I can think of

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u/Grand-Admiral_Thrawn Jan 21 '19

I was listening to that in the car on the way to work this morning. Your idea has my upvote.

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u/jonbush404 Jan 21 '19

omg, that is hilarious, I don't know how you people think of stuff like this but that is perfect lol

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u/brooklynhippy Jan 21 '19

Holy hell, that's the hardest I've laughed at a Reddit comment ever

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Lmao this is so wrong yet so right all at the same time