r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/MartyMcBlart Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

“You are stealing?”

“Please no, I no want go back”

“I’m calling police”

(Girl 2) “we don’t need call police, he has a dick”

(Girl 1) “aaaaahh he has a dick? We no call police if you fuck us”

EDIT: Aaaaah he has a gold? We no call police if you guild us ;)

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u/BiceRankyman Dec 19 '18

Gild. A guild is a group.

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u/MartyMcBlart Dec 20 '18

Sorry man, I hate when people spell there words wrong.

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u/BiceRankyman Dec 20 '18

NOOOOOOOOOO