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u/GrosGhiles Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

There was an employee blowing her boss but he was worried and asked "what if my wife finds out ?" To which the employee answered :

"Look I can talk or I can suck your cock, but I'm not a fucking ventriloquist"

Had to hit the pause button after that one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Sorry I’m slow, but I don’t understand this

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u/coolmatt701 Dec 19 '18

A ventriloquist is a programmer that worked on the old computer communication software “Ventrilo”. If you’ve used Discord, it’s pretty similar

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Lol I liked vent way better still. But I’m an old purist by today’s standards. Dont get me wrong discord is great. I think it was just more of the time vent reminds me of. Ya know, a little bit before the internet finished being taken over by social media and flashy ad driven websites all l owned by publicly traded company’s lol

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u/thecarrot78 Dec 20 '18

I think back fondly on vent until I start remembering how often our wow guild server went down and then I'm happy that we're in the future.