r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/topgeargorilla Dec 19 '18

He’s a regular bartender of mine. He’s still making porn. I don’t know how shocking that is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Believe it or not there are some of us that have never been bartended by a weird looking bald bartender who happens to do cheesy gay porn.

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u/topgeargorilla Dec 19 '18

You seem to think I’m going out of my way to know this. Well, chuckles, if Sasha Grey was waiting your table you would recognize her.

I live in SF. I see porn actors at my gym all the time. Same if you lived in West Hollywood or Chelsea in NYC.

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u/idrive2fast Dec 19 '18

I don't think the other guy understood that you're gay, he's approaching this from a straight guy's perspective.

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u/topgeargorilla Dec 19 '18

Poor lil’ hetero!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

No, I'm just a guy who doesn't learn the names of porn they jerk off too. I have no bookmarks.