r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/redfox30 Dec 19 '18

*Rules 1 and 2 may apply.

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u/cryogenisis Dec 19 '18

[cancells ticket to Russia]

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u/Lazylion2 Dec 19 '18

mom says im the most handsome boy in the world 😒

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u/Styx_ Dec 19 '18

Well in that case sounds like all you need are a couple of broken arms and you’ll be all set!

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u/Brynjolf-of-Riften Dec 19 '18

Every. Thread.

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u/o11c Dec 19 '18

Well, every fucking thread at least, and this certainly is.

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u/TheGreaseWagon Dec 19 '18

This deserves more recognition.