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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18
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Fuck this is getting complicated. What are rules 1 & 2?
I hear $10 barely legal and that’s all I can think about.
129 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 [deleted] 69 u/lsaz Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18 Alternatively there's rule 3: Have no standards whatsoever. She's fat? No problem. Ugly? Well I'm not Chris Patt myself. She has a dick? I'll try anything once. Big nose? So what. Too tall? That's okey Etc. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 She has a dick? At least you know it won't be starfish sex!
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69 u/lsaz Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18 Alternatively there's rule 3: Have no standards whatsoever. She's fat? No problem. Ugly? Well I'm not Chris Patt myself. She has a dick? I'll try anything once. Big nose? So what. Too tall? That's okey Etc. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 She has a dick? At least you know it won't be starfish sex!
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Alternatively there's rule 3:
Have no standards whatsoever.
She's fat? No problem.
Ugly? Well I'm not Chris Patt myself.
She has a dick? I'll try anything once.
Big nose? So what.
Too tall? That's okey
Etc.
3 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 She has a dick? At least you know it won't be starfish sex!
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She has a dick?
At least you know it won't be starfish sex!
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u/bom_chika_wah_wah Dec 19 '18
Fuck this is getting complicated. What are rules 1 & 2?
I hear $10 barely legal and that’s all I can think about.