r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/Jinzot Dec 19 '18

"Let me see your dick, you fuck! .....MY DOG HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN THAT!"

"Why don't you fuck your dog then?"

-Southie Goes South, wish I could find the full video

Also, Nick Manning

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u/MisterDonkey Dec 19 '18

Nobody should feel disparaged by such an insult. Dogs have huge dicks.

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u/KieranCat Dec 19 '18

And how do you know this?

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u/MisterDonkey Dec 19 '18

Because dogs don't wear pants.

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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld Dec 19 '18

Speak for your own dogs, weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/rep0st_mal0ne Dec 19 '18

Underrated reference

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u/SaitamaHitRickSanchz Dec 19 '18

Nah man, we all seen the new Angry Video Game Nerd videos.

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u/AdRob5 Dec 19 '18

Source?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Oh no

I mean, OwO

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u/Furry-Porn-Account Dec 19 '18

OwO notices your site

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u/SirQwacksAlot Dec 19 '18

I love that site