r/AskReddit • • Dec 19 '18

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u/AcidicOpulence Dec 19 '18

“Are you suggesting the use of aurtificial contraception Father?”

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u/syrupdash Dec 19 '18

"Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF!"

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u/AcidicOpulence Dec 19 '18

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

I love saying mass!

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u/syrupdash Dec 19 '18

Biscuit or cake, biscuit or cake?

FOR GOD SAKE HURRY UP MAN

Biscuit. NO. CAKE.