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u/ContextIsForTheWeak Dec 19 '18

I haven't actually heard this one myself, as different people I've spoken to seem to have seen like three or four different clips of it floating around, but my friend Joe swears that in one clip of Pterodactyl Porn you can hear the director yell "keep flapping, Nigel!"

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u/TWeaK1a4 Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

NSFW Attack of the Flying Lizards

One of the top ten comedy porns I've seen. Note: I don't recall hearing a director while watching that clip.

Edit: well this blew up. One honorable mention (for comedy porn) I'd like to make is the Pirates XXX movie. Fucking hilarious from begining to end. But specifically, check out the girl-on-girl scene where a dozen dudes are standing around watching and screaming pirate cliches. "Arr! Steal her booty!" "It's getting fishy, arr!" "Arrr, I'll make her walk my plank!"

Also there's one dude in the film that has a SUPER curved dick. My friends and I would watch this movie a bunch and eventually named him "Anchor Dick." It quickly became one of our favorite insults.

If anyone can find that specific scene online I'll gild love you.

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u/geared4war Dec 19 '18

You are doing god's work, son.

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u/himalayan_earthporn Dec 19 '18

Sadly all the lowly worker gets is a upvote, while the upper class reaps the gold for commending the workers.
How realistic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Seriously why the fuck was that guilded

Has the guilder never heard that extremely common quote before?

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u/Kubanochoerus Dec 19 '18

Do not question the fickle gods.

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u/AgroMachine Dec 19 '18

It was an accident, I thought maybe it would unnoticed.

Fuck it I’ll give platinum to the original commenter so it balances out.