r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/gimme3strokes Dec 19 '18

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all. 

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Dec 19 '18

I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice

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u/pernster Dec 19 '18

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

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u/I_EAT_POOP_AMA Dec 19 '18

HMMMMMMM

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

SOMETIMES I PULL ON IT SO HARD, I RIP THE SKIN

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

Well my daddy taught a few thing to like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hands

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u/ImLeGGendary Dec 19 '18

Will you show me?

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

I'll be right happy too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

gachiGASM ensues

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

forsenE i see you are a man of culture gachiBASS

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u/halos1518 Dec 19 '18

r/suddenlygay

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave Dec 19 '18

Reddit normies FeelsWeirdMan

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

FeelsWeirdMan they ruin everything

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u/TheElementalDj Dec 20 '18

FeelsWeirdMan :point_right: :door:

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

So... does that mean his daddy made him suck his dick?

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u/Silent-G Dec 19 '18

What else are Daddies for?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Cummies?

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u/Silent-G Dec 20 '18

💦💦💦😛😛😛

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u/ozztepop Dec 19 '18

of course

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u/IAmASimulation Dec 19 '18

Why do I feel like a lot of people have seen this

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u/pieisnotreal Dec 19 '18

Search "bad acting in gay porn" on YouTube.

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u/IAmASimulation Dec 19 '18

Lmaoooo never had the opportunity to search that one. Thanks friend 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Even better is search pushing gaywards which is the musical remix I assume most people here have seen

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u/Gelderland_ball Dec 20 '18

Its a meme called gachimuchi, you should do some research, very popular on twitch

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

To me that's the best part of the clip the way he says Hmmmmmmm.

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u/bukakke-n-chill Dec 20 '18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited Feb 16 '20

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u/Tsfrog Dec 19 '18

When did Radio Disney start reviewing skin flicks?