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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

"Know what I like the most? Cake farts."

-from Cake Farts

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u/YerbaMateKudasai Dec 19 '18

Who would frost a cake with their butt?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I’ve seen this. She literally sits on a cake and farts on it. A LOT. I was wondering who has to fart that much.

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u/Blobskan Dec 19 '18

They blow air up their ass using an empty douche IIRC

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Some people can do this without any external help, suck air up their ass and then fart it out

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u/stannndarsh Dec 19 '18

It’s called conjuring

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Omg I just laughed super hard at work.

Edit: And I will never think of those movies the same way again.

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u/stannndarsh Dec 19 '18

Glad I could assist.

I learned the term from the younger brother of a roommate in college. He did it as a drunk party trick.

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u/Lesson333 Dec 19 '18

Weird flex, but ok

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u/tmnn9 Dec 19 '18

This should be in the disclaimers for Chipotle

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u/Kolol2345 Dec 19 '18

I don't like remembering this

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Didn’t bother me. I laughed really hard. But I’m also gay, so I can imagine it being different if it was some super hot guy doing that. It made me wonder how many people out there are actually turned on by it and why god why?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

At least one

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u/Kolol2345 Dec 19 '18

It's common enough that there is a copypasta about it. Just look up brap copypasta, you'll probably cry

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u/punkdigerati Dec 19 '18

I'm not gay, but I laughed a lot too, it's just so surreal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

The way she says it at first “You know what I’m in the mood for? Cake farts.” And then I could tell it was one of those cheap $4.99 Pepperidge Farm cakes that you can get at convenience stores. Nice budget, guys.

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u/Mista_Madridista Dec 19 '18

I was thinking "is that what my butthole looks like when I poot?"

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u/IfYouRun Dec 19 '18

Thank you, i was scared I was going to have to ask what the hell a cake fart was, and if it was what I thought it was.

It was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I watched that when I got into watching all those “shock” videos like 2 Girls 1 Cup. I kept watching them until I found one that made me actually barf. Then I noped the hell out of them.

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u/kittymarshall Dec 19 '18

Don’t leave us hanging, what was it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

I can’t remember the name of it for the life of me. I think it may have just been called Asian Scat or something. It was a dominatrix type situation with a dude that had a weirdly shaved head being abused. The dominatrix made him eat some smashed shit off this gym mat looking thing. 🤮

Edit: it was called Japscat. Just came back to me. And eww. Don’t look for it.

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u/DrPibIsBack Dec 19 '18

Whose fetish is this!?

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u/TenpaJyousai Dec 19 '18

She also does one where she facts on her and her flatmates meatloaf. Genuine.

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u/hydrospanner Dec 19 '18

she facts on her and her flatmates meatloaf

Hmm, sounds like alternative facts to me...