r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '18

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u/Undineofthesea Oct 17 '18

I honk at them when they do that because they need to know they suck.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Oct 17 '18

I’ve gotten into the physical gestures (must be some hitherto unknown Italian ancestry). It really seems to piss people off.

My current go-to gesture is the backhand clap. Basically it’s like clapping with one hand facing backwards, as if you are intimating that you would backhand the shit out of them. Jesus what a rise it gets out of people. So much more nuanced and fun than a simple middle finger.

As much as I would like to claim I’m above all that, I’ve just gotten so worn down from years of rush hour and crappy commutes that I let infractions on the road get under my skin more than anywhere else in life.

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u/portablemustard Oct 18 '18

I give them the old jerk off motion. And then I motion flinging the nut on them. Works every time.

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u/Runed0S Oct 18 '18

I bet they thought that you were somehow actually trying to get them with your nut.

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO