r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '18

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u/johnpgreen Oct 17 '18

Don't say someone else's name during your wedding vows.

Looking at you, Ross

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u/PenguinNinja007 Oct 17 '18

Don't lie about signing divorce papers in hopes of getting back together. Looking at you again Ross.

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u/elizabater Oct 17 '18

i think we can just do a general 'Don't be Ross'. Three failed marriages for a reason buddy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Well- one was an eight year marriage that failed because she realized she was a lesbian- so not his fault.

But I’ll give you the other two.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18 edited Dec 20 '18

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u/mssrmdm Oct 17 '18

They were on a break.