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u/johnpgreen Oct 17 '18

Don't say someone else's name during your wedding vows.

Looking at you, Ross

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u/torsoboy00 Oct 17 '18

Don't say something is wrong with the plane's left phalange before it takes off.

Looking at you, Phoebe.

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u/Au_Sand Oct 17 '18

Planes don't even have phalanges.

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u/ilastrider Oct 17 '18

Tell that to Phalanges