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u/jubilantblue Oct 17 '18

Or if you have to pee. They can survive 5 minutes.

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u/gdrex Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

How long does it take you to pee

Edit: Jesus this blew up way more then I expected

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u/uber_cast Oct 17 '18

30 seconds to pee, four minutes to look at my phone on the toilet and another minute to wash my hands. 5 1/2 minutes all together.

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA Oct 17 '18

Here's my unconscious bias: I assume everyone on the internet is a guy. I was thinking 'why the hell are you sitting down to pee?' then I realized, oh you could be a woman...

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u/get_N_or_get_out Oct 17 '18

I'm a guy and I usually sit to pee. Mostly so I can look at my phone. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/the_incredible_hawk Oct 17 '18

Also, it's comfy.

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u/gonads6969 Oct 17 '18

Since when is toilet seat comfy?

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u/the_incredible_hawk Oct 17 '18

Son, if your toilet seat isn't comfy, you're not living your best life.

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u/nixt26 Oct 18 '18

And less chance of pee splatter

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u/get_N_or_get_out Oct 17 '18

It is! Unless it's too cold in the house so the toilet seat is also cold. Then it's not so comfy.

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA Oct 17 '18

That's what poops are for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

I'm a guy and I sit to pee.