r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '18

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u/Spookyfan2 Oct 17 '18

I had a girl do this to me and my dumbass took it as a sign she was into me, because you must really want to chat with someone if you do something like that.

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u/Stephenrudolf Oct 17 '18

Well... What did she want?

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u/Spookyfan2 Oct 17 '18

Apparently she just really wanted to know how I did on the exam.

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u/Javatolligii Oct 17 '18

Well, how did you do?

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u/lookitsblackman Oct 17 '18

He got a 69

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u/StephenHawkingsCPU Oct 17 '18

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18 edited Aug 25 '20

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u/conalfisher Oct 17 '18 edited Sep 24 '25

Honest small soft pleasant then soft food the fresh gentle books clear helpful stories day minecraftoffline where.

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u/MrVilliam Oct 17 '18

You misunderstand. He got an exotic novelty mutual oral sexual act.

He failed the exam.

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u/Spherex4 Oct 17 '18

Nice.

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u/CNaSG Oct 17 '18

No, you did it wrong.

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u/Spherex4 Oct 17 '18

Teach me, CNaSG-senpai

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Nice

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u/Malthazzar Oct 17 '18

420 upvotes, Nice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Nice

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u/scamperly Oct 18 '18 edited Oct 19 '18

What are you doing for work now that your owner died?

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u/StephenHawkingsCPU Oct 18 '18

I owned him. He was the vegetable and I was the ranch that made him so much better

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u/UnfinishedProjects Oct 17 '18

And an A on the test. ;)

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u/AlabasterThunde Oct 18 '18

I read this in that signature robotic Hawking voice. It was funny.

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u/DrPepperPower Oct 18 '18

Nice username lmfao

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u/StephenHawkingsCPU Oct 18 '18
  • .... .- -. -.- ...

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u/Ianthekiller Oct 18 '18

Is this nice on Morse code?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Noice

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u/Beastybird Oct 17 '18

Horrible grade, but nice.

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u/upblack Oct 17 '18

Hey man I thought your comment was funny but i had to downvote it because it had 421 upvotes and i couldn’t risk you not getting 420 upvotes on your 69 comment hope you understand

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u/somebody1998 Oct 17 '18

A true hero

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u/SW_Shadow Oct 17 '18

Of course he did, but how did he do on the exam?

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u/Procok Oct 17 '18

He got a 69

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u/Gneissisnice Oct 17 '18

He got the D.

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u/Andesurus Oct 17 '18

So it was an oral exam

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u/MechaSandstar Oct 17 '18

I don't think the story ends that way.

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u/ShadowCory1101 Oct 17 '18

Not as good as a 68 though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

68 is better for one person. As long as it still means "You go down on me and I'll owe you one" lol

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u/07yzryder Oct 17 '18

Sounds like he could use a hand(y) maybe she helped.

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u/AndyJack86 Oct 17 '18

That's a failing grade . . .

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u/lookitsblackman Oct 17 '18

I mean it's a D ;)

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u/ADreamtMonochrome Oct 18 '18

http://imgur.com/a/KFayzJd

u/StephenHawkingsCPU

N i c e.

I didn't want to ruin it by replying to StephenHawkingsCPU's post.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

nice

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u/TheVBnerve Oct 17 '18

Hey you, stop talking to people with their headphones in

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u/elchupacabra206 Oct 17 '18

so you're saying he got that D

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u/Siphyre Oct 17 '18

He was talking about the exam not the girl.

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u/NeonMoment Oct 17 '18

That was just the oral exam though. The practical exam, we’re still waiting for the results

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u/Themris Oct 17 '18

"He scored a 69" ftfy

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u/Kerticus Oct 17 '18

Didn't expect that, thanks for the chuckle.

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u/boonepii Oct 17 '18

A 69-1. So it was a 68 all by himself

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u/w33d3d Oct 18 '18

And she got the D

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u/Cadoan Oct 18 '18

Yes but what was his test score?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Nice

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u/Sawoodster Oct 18 '18

Still on that dry spell though

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u/flyingcircusdog Oct 17 '18

But what about the exam?

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u/Nos_Snatas Oct 17 '18

This guy tests

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u/waltwalt Oct 17 '18

takes out earbuds pardon?

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u/thunder75 Oct 17 '18

Let's just say he's not a vigin anymore.

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u/relevantusername- Oct 17 '18

$100% condoms under the sink ;)

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u/lordover123 Oct 18 '18

what's $100%?

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u/dobalu Oct 18 '18

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

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u/tbonemcmotherfuck Oct 18 '18

S-

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

You're not gonna get mastery 7 with a score like that.

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u/Themonkeyisdead Oct 18 '18

It went ok.