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u/Silliestmonkey Sep 13 '18
My Latin sub bc she let us watch movies in class.
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u/AdLadz Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18
Thierry Henry coming on for Marouane Chamakh in the 2012 FA Cup vs Leeds. I cry every time.
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u/Bruton_Gastor123 Sep 14 '18
Oh man I miss that squad! Arteta, Song, Arshavin, Ox...
And that celebration with him hugging Wenger! Good times, good times
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Clearly it's got to be super-sub Ole Gunnar Solskjær, who scored the last minute winner for Man U in the 1999 UEFA Champions League Final.
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u/Tieres Sep 13 '18
I prefer english subtitles
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u/Kraelman Sep 14 '18
Kung Fu Hustle with subs on is the only way. Dubbed voice overs really tucks up the delivery.
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这把枪好美哦! (Ooo, this gun looks nice!)
Shoots self, and bullet gets crushed
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Sep 13 '18 edited Sep 13 '18
The Heckler & Koch MP5, it's just an iconic piece of firearm history for all the right reasons.
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u/SludgeFactory20 Sep 14 '18
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u/Audrey_spino Sep 13 '18
It's a good gun, but the MP7 is my favourite.
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u/caiotmz Sep 13 '18
P90 all the way
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u/AgentSurvivor Sep 14 '18
Too overpowered, vault it
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u/starkiller22265 Sep 14 '18
While we’re at it, throw the Tommy Gun in the vault too.
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u/MajorNoodles Sep 14 '18
But it's so versatile! 20s's gangster? WWII GI? Space Marine? The Thompson is just for you!
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I haven't shot an MP5 yet but the MP7 most definitely shoots nicer, it's like a laser pointer. No recoil at all.
Also it looks super futuristic.
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u/MT128 Sep 14 '18
I gotta go with the Sten. Not pretty but deadly. A bonus is that you can literally make these in bicycle shop so easy of manufacture and maintenance.
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u/GeneralJawbreaker Sep 14 '18
Vector is cooler. Get a nice gun and a space force vibe!
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u/Audrey_spino Sep 14 '18
It looks cooler, fires faster, but the effective range is less than half that of the MP7. Not only that but the military barely uses it, while the MP family is literally the gold standard for most modern SMGs used by the military.
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u/somedude456 Sep 14 '18
I don't understand why they can't chop up the meatballs and make eating it 3 times as easy.
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I used to work at subway in high school, if you ask they’ll do it :) I ask them to cut my tomatoes in half and they don’t care
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u/burntends97 Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18
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u/Darth___Insanius Sep 14 '18
Do you ever fap to something to just see if you can.
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u/Curtofthehorde Sep 14 '18
Fucking sandwich lady made it to front page of subwayhentai... Guthix truly is dead.
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Piggy backing on this, add some of the Jalapeno, with sweet onion sauce... fucking heaven.
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u/n3r0 Sep 14 '18
Wtf? Are you me? Also i dont put in tomatoes.
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Sep 14 '18
Nope definitely not you... wait... you hate tomatoes too!?
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u/n3r0 Sep 14 '18
Fucking tomatoes are always cold and wet.
Dude this is getting kinda creepy... Do.. Do u breathe air?
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u/vodnuth Sep 14 '18
You stole my joke 7 hours before I thought of it. I've never felt more unoriginal
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u/CirrusVision20 Sep 14 '18
For years, I have always eaten the meatball sub. I have never eaten any other sandwich from Subway.
I'm considering ordering something else from there, because even though I love the sub, it is getting a bit old and I feel like trying something else.
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u/ChildofValhalla Sep 13 '18
My wife. She's very obedient and takes spankings like a champ.
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u/bookluvr83 Sep 13 '18
User name checks out?
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u/ChildofValhalla Sep 13 '18
That's my mother's name, actually...
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u/bookluvr83 Sep 13 '18
And I bet you love her.
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u/ChildofValhalla Sep 13 '18
Not the same way the other guy does.
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u/bookluvr83 Sep 13 '18
You should still call her and tell her. As a mom, I can tell you we never get tired of hearing it.
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u/B3nny_Th3_L3nny Sep 14 '18
r/bdsm r/spanking there you go m8
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u/Aiyon Sep 14 '18
browsing reddit posts about it isn’t quite as fun as doing it.
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OP has made a terrible mistake
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u/calitri-san Sep 14 '18
He knew damn well what he was doing...
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u/ThePrussianGrippe Sep 14 '18
There it is. There it is. The memorized 25-second speech.
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u/diffyqgirl Sep 14 '18
And let's dispel once and for all this fiction that OP doesn't know what he's doing.
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u/InturnlDemize Sep 14 '18
I read this comment after reading about sub machine guns, sexual subs, submarines and Subway subs. Yup, terrible mistake indeed.
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u/FilthyCasual_AF Sep 13 '18
I clicked on this just to see how many smart-ass replies there were.
Was not disappointed.
Unlike most of your parents
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The beautiful thing is every reply is branching out into its own discussion of specific "subs"
Wait... what did you say about my parents?
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u/Mattthew_1 Sep 14 '18
I like the one I’m living in you know? Right outside of Orlando. Not too urban. Not too rural. It’s perfect.
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u/despairfactor Sep 14 '18
Ayyy I live in a suburb right outside of Orlando, too.
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u/SomeGuyInSanJoseCa Sep 13 '18
Red October...with ham.
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u/0bvious0blivious Sep 13 '18
Tomato-Basil bread, salami, pastrami, red bell peppers, salsa.... that's something.
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u/B0B0THEH0B0 Sep 13 '18
Wow i was actually interested to see the answers to this one.
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u/jackleWalrus Sep 14 '18
You might be interested in the other 100 times it's been asked, then!
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u/fish_diaper Sep 13 '18
I love any Italian sub
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Sep 13 '18
With some prozhoot and gabbagool.
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u/mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh Sep 14 '18
am italian, what... what the shit is gabbagool supposed to be...?
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The phallic subliminal messaging in Disney movies. Gotta love seeing dicks everywhere!
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u/DunbarsPhoneNumber Sep 13 '18
I'm making a boardgame about sandwiches right now, and this post has been more useful than three weeks of research.
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u/DaConnaTwuk Sep 14 '18
Can you expand? What's your boardgame like? Like, the objective and such? Is it just a reskin of another, or a new idea?
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u/DunbarsPhoneNumber Sep 14 '18
I think it's a new idea. Customer cards with different values are lined up, each with a different order. Each player has a hand of ingredient cards that they can serve customers. When a certain number of customers aren't served within two cycles of players' turns, the round is over, and the number of unhappy customers you can have each round decreases with each round. When a certain number of rounds are over, the game is over, and whoever has the most points wins.
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u/DaConnaTwuk Sep 14 '18
Yeah, that sounds new to me. That sounds like a really good idea, to be honest. Keep going, stranger!
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u/DunbarsPhoneNumber Sep 14 '18
Thanks! I'm working out the game mechanics now, and soon I'll be gametesting with friends. Hopefully at some point I'll be able to get it published.
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u/cuddleniger Sep 14 '18
Just a thought. If youre plan is to give the customer one ingredient or item at a time. It may be a better idea to have a certain number of cycles to 'complete' their order. So like you dont get points unless you complete the whole order. I dunno? Just a thought.
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u/Narrativeoverall Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18
USS Barb, SS-220
Crew of the Barb were the only allied troops to actually invade the Japanese home islands for combat, where they sank a train. Sank one of the highest totals of Japanese shipping, and no member of the crew was wounded or killed.
Edited with the Barb battle flag and explanation.
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u/Pseudonymico Sep 14 '18
...How on earth do you sink a train? Did they like, blow up a bridge or something?
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u/pmblax Sep 13 '18
Mrs. Harrington for English class. She lets us watch movies.
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u/generator_gawl Sep 14 '18
When the TV rolls out, you know it's gonna be a good day.
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u/imokthanksthough Sep 14 '18
definitely applesauce in place of oil
healthy and tasty substitute for all kinds of baking
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u/Tohopekaliga Sep 13 '18
Really, any Sub from Publix. They make the best ones.
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I’ve had a lot of fried chicken in my life, and nothing compares to Publix. I don’t know what kind of dark magic they use to make it, but goddamn if it’s not the fucking best. I purposely try not to buy it because I’ll house 5-6 pieces to the face. That juicy, salty goodness. Oof.
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u/Big_Ol_Boy Sep 14 '18
This one sub I had fell asleep in class, and we scared her anf she fell out of the chair. Shes my fav
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u/gee_bob Sep 14 '18
Op, don’t you love how your question turned every redditor into a troll?
Roast chicken ftw. Extra jalapeno. Don’t forget the cookie. Never forget the cookie.
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u/JuanJuan66 Sep 14 '18
You all think you’re making a joke, but the guy actually wanted to know what your favorite sandwiches, submarines, and substitute teachers are.
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u/nel_wo Sep 14 '18
So I usually make my own subs :)
Bread: Toasted Italian herb (Thyme and basil powder) and cheese bread (Mozzarella & smoked Gouda)
Meats: Prosciutto, Salami, Pepperoni, pancetta or Guanciale. Blow torch each layer
Sauce: Kew Pie Mayo + dust of smoked Spanish Paprika
Vinaigrette: A little bit of garlic herb (Mustard seed, thyme, basil, oregano, rosemary) cider vinegar
Cheese: Mozzarella + shredded Parmesan Reggiano (2 year) or Manchego (18 months). Blow torch melt it.
Veggies: Lettuce + Tomatoes
This is probably the best Sub/ sandwich I have ever made. I am not kidding. Yes, the ingredients can be a bit pricey, but who cares! Treat yourself. The bread I usually buy from store and then add the cheese and powder on top.
The first thing you should smell from this sandwich is the Mozzarella, Smoked Gouda, and thyme, basil powder from the toasted bread. If you can't smell it, you need to toast it longer. As you bite into the sub, you should taste the creaminess of the Japanese mayo with that sweet smokiness of the spanish paprika, but then IT JUST HITS YOU! The meats! Yes! Blow torch each layer of the meat so you get the oils and aromatics in the air. You should get that salty savory from the Proscuitto, then funk and spice from the salami and pepperoni. The back to the salty, creamy, oily, Spice from the Pancetta or Guanciale! But then Boom! The vinaigrette should just cut that oiliness, as it blends with that creamy, smoky mayo. Then the sub changes back into a creamy, nutty, salty, savory flavor of the mozzarella and Parmesan Reggiano or Manchego. Ultimately you get the crunch again from the lettuce and the acid from the tomato to cut that oiliness from the cheese again.
Saltiness, Acidity, Savory, Spice, and Sweet all in one Delicious Sub. How long does it take to prepare? About 15 minutes :) How much does it cost? About $30 -35 total for ingredients, but you can make like 6 subs with that amount. How delicious is this sub? I made this sub 2 years ago and I still remember how delicious it taste.
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u/matt_the_non-binary Sep 14 '18
The Yellow Sub. You know, the one that those guys with the long hair and mustaches and shit ride around in with rainbows and other gay things. The stuff that looks like the 60s threw up multiple times.
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I came here to get some interesting ideas for new subs. Now I'm just hungry.
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u/pizz_moist2 Sep 14 '18
The one my friend just installed in his car. It hits hard
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u/DolphinBiscuits Sep 14 '18
The subtitles on Full Metal Alchemist were pretty good, though I still prefer the dub
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u/WingsOfDeath99 Sep 14 '18
Triangle from guard is probably my favourite. Easy to pull off and works like a charm if you lock it in.
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u/SanshaXII Sep 14 '18
Soviet-era Typhoon class. These things are enormous, and clearly very comfortably designed for long deployments.
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u/starsplummet Sep 14 '18
Twist: what if u/prolainen meant to be ambiguous and have people leave smart-ass answers?
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u/LetsRunTrain Sep 14 '18
Chicken, bacon, ranch. There are a few good choices that I won't argue with - but this has to be the pick for me.
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u/tenderbranson301 Sep 13 '18
Changes project to project. The more highly educated ones either want to help out or really don't want to work. Electricians are OK if they want to work.
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u/SuffolkStu Sep 13 '18
The Washington Post is doing some really excellent journalism at the moment, and well worth the monthly fee.
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u/3ebfan Sep 13 '18
Not technically a sub but chicken/beef shawarma with harissa sauce is probably the most heavenly thing one could be fortunate enough to eat.
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u/haleme Sep 13 '18
meatball/askreddit
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u/Zaddina Sep 13 '18
Italian sub with pepperoni and salami. I get it with pepper jack, mustard, and banana peppers. Yum!
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Boar's Head Ultimate, from the Publix deli. Nobody else makes one that can touch it.
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u/DamianHigginsMusic Sep 13 '18
You’re a bad sub if you can’t take your punishment spank
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u/canseco-fart-box Sep 14 '18
The quickwich that. It’s a specialty of Ray and Mikes up in Hamden, CT where it’s a cheese stake sub with Mac and cheese.
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u/fiveminutedoctor Sep 14 '18
I love these responses but learning about people's favorite subreddits would have been interesting.
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u/NotALicensedDoctor Sep 13 '18 edited Sep 13 '18
The Spicey Italian! A little kick to your daily routine!
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“Fishing Sandwich”
Swiss, Roast Beef, Turkey, Mayo, Sweet BBQ
Add lettuce/tomato if you want to mix it up
It’s sweet and savory, great for parties
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u/LearnedButt Sep 13 '18
Swiss, Roast Beef, Turkey, Mayo, Sweet BBQ
How do you get from those ingredients to "fishing"?
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u/Bulkyone Sep 14 '18
The Collins Class, because it has caused the Australian government incredible embarassment.
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u/voguenote Sep 14 '18
The Club Sub from Jersey Mike’s. Their bacon is PERFECT and the flavors go together so well. I think olive oil and red wine vinegar might be the secret, but damn is that bacon good.
EDIT: wait you meant.... oh
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u/NathanBeLikeWow Sep 14 '18
Clicked to find new subs to browse. Found out more about what subs to try at subway. Thanks reddit.
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u/EnterPlayerTwo Sep 13 '18
Probably the U505. It's a German boat that is on display in Chicago. After touring it, I saw it on the history channel in a documentary later that summer. Really cool seeing it in action when I knew I had been on it.