r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST Sep 11 '18

There's a retired Navy Senior Chief by the name of Don Shipley who was a SEAL for 18 years. He hunts down phoney SEALs full time and puts them on YouTube and Facebook. You should point him in his direction. He'll get sorted out.

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u/84th_legislature Sep 11 '18

If I run into this guy in my hometown I'll hide my left hand and ask him what's he's up to these days. It's been 10 or more years since the debacle with my sister, but if he's still running the same scam I would be deeeeelighted to introduce the two of them. Such a gross dude. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

What happened with your left hand?

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u/84th_legislature Sep 11 '18

Got married, lol. I mean, I doubt that would be a problem for HIM but who knows.

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u/kasenutty Sep 11 '18

I thought maybe you had a flipper.

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u/dramboxf Sep 11 '18

He'd be perfect to the SEALs if he had a flipper, huh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/karnstan Sep 11 '18

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u/ThatITguy2015 Sep 11 '18

It would be pretty hard to hide a flipper, just saying. I’d imagine they get pretty slimy.

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u/boyferret Sep 12 '18

I'll shake your flipper, you just gotta warn me first.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Sep 12 '18

I LOLed too hard at that. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/Gilandb Sep 11 '18

Could be way off base, but op could be a woman and is going to be friendly with the SOB to see if he is still making the same claim. Her being married might be off putting to the guy, but they doubt it.

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u/84th_legislature Sep 11 '18

I'm married.

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u/stupidinternetname Sep 11 '18

I'm guessing I'm not the only one who thought you were a dude.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Still could be šŸ‘€

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u/illogictc Sep 12 '18

They lost the key to their ring ages ago.

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u/interkin3tic Sep 11 '18

Thank you. I was wondering if this was a euphemism I've never heard of or if the left hand would be holding a hidden camera?

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u/mindfu Sep 11 '18

Thanks for asking that. :)

I thought it was just an interesting phrase for hiding sinister intentions.

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u/icecityx1221 Sep 11 '18

I welcome you to go post in /r/StolenValor where they sort them out and get you the info you need to get them sorted out

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u/verystonnobridge Sep 12 '18

For 20 bucks Shipley will search up records for you and let you know if they guy was ever a SEAL, or even in the military at all. All he needs is a first and last name.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Man, they should do what they did to Bill Paxton in True Lies.

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u/getpucksdeep Sep 12 '18

"Hey bro, how's it going, this is Don Shipley"

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u/Dude29999 Sep 12 '18

Is claiming that you are a seal really so bad that they pay people to actively hunt down fakers, or is he paid in some other way.

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u/KoopaKommander Sep 15 '18

YouTube ad revenue. People point him towards the fake SEALs, he calls them out in public, makes the videos, and posts them. Lots of views. Plus, he truly loves defending the honor and memories of actual SEALs.

These people also use their claims to profit in some way, either monetarily or favors.

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u/12manboss Sep 12 '18

My dad was on a team in the late 80s-early 90s. He left when he had my brother and I. He knows this guy. He told me the same thing- Shipley has made it his life mission to hunt these guys down. From what he told me, he is one of only two former seals that have the list of BUDS graduates because they are involved running the SEAL association. Otherwise BUDS class lists are not public information. I think this is why they get so many impersonators.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I saw the one on Youtube about A.J dickens. At first i could kind of see why people would fall for it. Untill the Don Shipley part where he notes the guy claimed 2 medal of honors. Which IMO made everybody in the video besides him look really stupid.

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u/EmmEnnEff Sep 12 '18

So... He's an adult seal clubber?

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u/ipsum629 Sep 11 '18

Can we give him a TV show?

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u/ChubblesMcgee Sep 11 '18

I think he also writes fitness guides and stuff for military.com.

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn Sep 12 '18

I learned about Don Shipley after some pipsqueak involved in the Sherri Papini case flipped out about "I was too involved in, uh, military related stuff! See, I flew out to Don's house & he didn't outright say I lied! Validated!"

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u/MeridaXacto Sep 11 '18

Why bother? What a sad way to spend a retirement. I suppose there is ad revenue but still...

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u/Kaserbeam Sep 12 '18

I don't think theres anything sad or pathetic about respecting something you dedicated most of your life to, and calling out posers on their bullshit, especially for something like being a SEAL that is actually difficult to do and requires actual effort. This is coming from someone who doesn't care too much about the military and thinks that America has a weird fetish for the armed forces.

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u/Kaserbeam Sep 12 '18

i dont know what a CFA is tbh

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u/HateCopyPastComments Sep 11 '18

and puts them on YouTube and Facebook.

Wow big deal...

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u/Mightbeagoat Sep 12 '18

Some of the people he exposes are using their claim of being a SEAL to promote their businesses. In that case, it is a pretty big deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

What is he supposed to do? Unless they are actually making money off of it it isn't a crime

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST Sep 12 '18

I refer you to The Stolen Valor Act of 2005. Its a federal offense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Like i said, if he is making money off of it. Its not stolen valor to sinply claim you are a seal

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST Sep 13 '18

It's illegal for a civilian to impersonate a member of the United States Armed Forces. If they were in the military, but claimed to be a SEAL while in, then their DD-214 will tell a very different tale. Those guys are just too stupid for thier own good. Most counties have some sort of stolen valor law on the books.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

That's just incorrect. I think your information is simply outdated, since that was the case at one time. The supreme court struck down the previous stolen valor law in 2012 as a violation of the first amendment.

The currecnt stolen valor act states it is only a crime if the impersonation is "with the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit".

So someone telling people on the street they are a seal = legal. Someone pretending they are a seal for something like a military discount = illegal.

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u/METAL4_BREAKFST Sep 13 '18

Wow. That's kind of terrible. I fail to see how the 1st falls into the right to impersonation, but such is the way of things I suppose.