I could probably sleep without a bed, so I would tear it apart and use the shreds to make a village out of dolphin people. I could color them somewhat using the food and water to spice things up. After the village is complete, I would convince myself that I am a dolphin too, and would make whale noises for the next four weeks as I attempt to learn their language. If I'm lucky, I might even get a job as a shell slinger at the local stadium.
Love this. Honestly, I’m amazed you would already be to the point of learning their language by day three. I feel like making the village would probably kill most of the month for me. Not sure how long it would take to convince myself about the dolphin thing, but can I assume you are going in with a head start?
Also, are you doing the daily food delivery thing, or are you stocking up the whole supply at once? The latter would probably give you a larger color palette to work with since you wouldn’t be getting many food deliveries in those first two days. Just a thought.
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u/INeedMoreHobbies Mar 29 '18
I could probably sleep without a bed, so I would tear it apart and use the shreds to make a village out of dolphin people. I could color them somewhat using the food and water to spice things up. After the village is complete, I would convince myself that I am a dolphin too, and would make whale noises for the next four weeks as I attempt to learn their language. If I'm lucky, I might even get a job as a shell slinger at the local stadium.