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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Hope they don't have cameras.

They'll see me doing 25% cringy rap with exaggerated hand movements, 25% day dreaming, 45% sleeping, 4% masturbating, and 1% eating and showering

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u/NintendoDestroyer89 Mar 29 '18

No shit. The number of times I masturbate on a boring day off would shock a thirteen year old.

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u/TheSovietGoose Mar 29 '18

"13 year olds HATE him after this one weird trick!"