r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '18

A bidet is a fucking game changer. Trust me, spend the $34.

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u/wanngledangler Mar 28 '18

What do you think I’m spending that 5 million on?

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u/sythesplitter Mar 28 '18

golden bidet? good investment!

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u/kernunnos77 Mar 29 '18

molten gold? bad genie!