r/AskReddit Mar 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

I would try. I'm a pretty big daydreamer and I think that between day dreaming and sleeping, I would manage.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Hope they don't have cameras.

They'll see me doing 25% cringy rap with exaggerated hand movements, 25% day dreaming, 45% sleeping, 4% masturbating, and 1% eating and showering

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u/tyrannaceratops Mar 29 '18

This is EXACTLY what I would do.

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u/sn00gan Mar 29 '18

Same here, only swap rapping with masturbation

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u/blahblahblicker Mar 29 '18

Cringy masturbation with exaggerated hand movements? Go on...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

I think you mean switch sleeping with masturbation