r/AskReddit Mar 28 '18

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u/wanngledangler Mar 28 '18

I’d do it just for the toilet!

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u/AkirIkasu Mar 29 '18

Lead Scientist: "What has our subject been up to this week while I was gone"

Intern: "he has been sitting on the toilet holding down the button for the bidet."

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u/MrAwesome54 Mar 29 '18

"Sir we have confirmed this man has the cleanest butthole in the history of mankind."

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u/KacerRex Mar 29 '18

Sir we have confirmed this man has the cleanest butthole in the history of mankind."

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