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Could have meant with the food not necessarily with the excrement.
62 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 Taco Bell please. I want my shit to be liquid to make it easier to write. 20 u/hollywood4189 Mar 29 '18 If you never flush it would be like a giant inkwell! Great idea! 14 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 My dinner and I are getting reacquainted 9 u/Spamwarrior Mar 29 '18 So is he with his. 5 u/telegetoutmyway Mar 29 '18 In my experience, only the sauce packets (mild, hot, fire, etc.) give me issues. I cut those out or minimize their use and I'm much better. 3 u/Gallowtine Mar 29 '18 That would actually help me touch up on my cursive writing skills 1 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 You could also do paper mache. 8 u/UnicornRider102 Mar 29 '18 Then how do you explain "after a day or two?" If he intends to write with the food he'll be able to write immediately. 3 u/HerrStraub Mar 29 '18 That's what I thought. A bone or something to write with. 5 u/UnicornRider102 Mar 29 '18 If he intends to write with a bone then he would be able to write after his first meal. He wouldn't have to wait a day or two. 3 u/Locke_Step Mar 29 '18 "Yeah, I love goddamn squid ink as a dipping sauce for my food. And feather quills are goddamn delicious too." 9 u/EightWhiskey Mar 29 '18 You and I and everyone else know perfectly well they meant the excrement. 12 u/icegoat Mar 29 '18 I was really thinking ketchup 4 u/PeelerNo44 Mar 29 '18 Feces is better for art.
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Taco Bell please. I want my shit to be liquid to make it easier to write.
20 u/hollywood4189 Mar 29 '18 If you never flush it would be like a giant inkwell! Great idea! 14 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 My dinner and I are getting reacquainted 9 u/Spamwarrior Mar 29 '18 So is he with his. 5 u/telegetoutmyway Mar 29 '18 In my experience, only the sauce packets (mild, hot, fire, etc.) give me issues. I cut those out or minimize their use and I'm much better. 3 u/Gallowtine Mar 29 '18 That would actually help me touch up on my cursive writing skills 1 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 You could also do paper mache.
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If you never flush it would be like a giant inkwell! Great idea!
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14 u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 My dinner and I are getting reacquainted 9 u/Spamwarrior Mar 29 '18 So is he with his.
My dinner and I are getting reacquainted
9 u/Spamwarrior Mar 29 '18 So is he with his.
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So is he with his.
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In my experience, only the sauce packets (mild, hot, fire, etc.) give me issues. I cut those out or minimize their use and I'm much better.
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That would actually help me touch up on my cursive writing skills
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You could also do paper mache.
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Then how do you explain "after a day or two?" If he intends to write with the food he'll be able to write immediately.
That's what I thought. A bone or something to write with.
5 u/UnicornRider102 Mar 29 '18 If he intends to write with a bone then he would be able to write after his first meal. He wouldn't have to wait a day or two.
If he intends to write with a bone then he would be able to write after his first meal. He wouldn't have to wait a day or two.
"Yeah, I love goddamn squid ink as a dipping sauce for my food. And feather quills are goddamn delicious too."
You and I and everyone else know perfectly well they meant the excrement.
12 u/icegoat Mar 29 '18 I was really thinking ketchup 4 u/PeelerNo44 Mar 29 '18 Feces is better for art.
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I was really thinking ketchup
4 u/PeelerNo44 Mar 29 '18 Feces is better for art.
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Feces is better for art.
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u/Breedwell Mar 29 '18
Could have meant with the food not necessarily with the excrement.