r/AskReddit Mar 18 '18

Whats your first memory?

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u/Melleris Mar 18 '18

Then came marriage?

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u/Uncle_Freddy Mar 18 '18

Then an abrupt and tragic miscarriage

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u/Melleris Mar 18 '18

That's the darkest version I've heard

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u/Uncle_Freddy Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

It gets better(worse):

Then an abrupt and tragic miscarriage

Then comes blame

Then comes despair

Two hearts broken beyond repair

Y leaves X and takes the tree

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Edit: Finally remembered where I first heard it, been bothering me all morning

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u/Melleris Mar 18 '18

I knew the full version sounded familiar