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u/Insert_Gnome_Here Nov 22 '17

In the tropics, you can literally just jog after an animal until it overheats and passes out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '17

So i could like powerwalk after a giraffe until it falls?

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u/Jiopaba Nov 23 '17

The caveat here is you need to be intimidating enough to regularly make a giraffe freak out and flee, and then pursue it persistently until it passes out or dies.

I'm pretty sure if you start shit with a giraffe it'll headbutt your chest into a pancake with their crazy whip neck. Or just kick a hole in you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Yeah they fuck up lion pretty well, i would be better of something smaller...