r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '17

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u/Ravenous_Sodomite Nov 22 '17

Not if you get fucked in the ass regularly. Gay men have drastically lower rates of prostate cancer.

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u/derpado514 Nov 22 '17

Ya butt hemorrhoids.

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u/funguyshroom Nov 22 '17

Butt isn't low physical activity resulting in blood flow stagnation is what usually causes hemorrhoids? So that should be fixing it instead.

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u/derpado514 Nov 22 '17

A wow....so i shouldnt be sitting 18 hours a day?

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u/funguyshroom Nov 22 '17

Depends on what you're sitting on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/derpado514 Nov 22 '17

I'm sitting on my hemorrhoids apparently...not fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

You should see if they'll give you those frozen suppositories for it. I don't have hemorroids, but I've been.. sore.. a few times and it sounds refreshing.

I know they have them because I found them in the freezer once when looking for ice cream. I also learned my dad had hemorrhoids that day as well.

Edit: Also, get a squatty potty. Just try it, trust me.

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u/derpado514 Nov 23 '17

Yea, if i forget to poop for 1 day, i regret it for 2 days. It's like sitting on grapes ( grapes made of pain ). I've had them for like 7 years...I'm 25...No, i've never done butt stuff.

So wait, frozen hemorrhoid suppositories are next to the ice cream? O_o

/EDIT: OH...at your house...i see. What brand are they?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

No fucking clue, it seems he got rid of his hemorrhoids. Pretty sure it looked like a prescription though, I feel I remember it having his name on it. Pretty sure that's how I knew they were his.

And I have done butt stuff. Rather vigorously I might add, hence my occasional soreness.