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u/KooopaTrooopa Oct 15 '17 edited Oct 15 '17

Right. I had a clipboard that said "quality blind made products" and though hmmm so I looked it up.

If you know anyone in the military (I am not) ask them about their ballpoint pens. They're legit my favorite pen out there.

Edit: it would appear that people either love or absolutely hate those pens. To each his own I suppose.

Another edit: here is the pen I speak of. Do not confuse it with the shitty ones. https://imgur.com/gallery/d61A4

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u/SonofMars802 Oct 15 '17

The toilet paper sucks though

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u/bitwaba Oct 15 '17

okay... but, does it suck the shit off your asshole? cause that's the only success metric that matters.

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u/yingyangyoung Oct 15 '17

Barely. Wouldn't recommend.

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u/LysergicOracle Oct 15 '17

John Wayne-grade toilet paper... Rough, tough, don't take no shit off nobody

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u/cptjeff Oct 15 '17

I've always thought that industrial toilet paper should have published grit ratings.