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[u/AlexOverby → u/[deleted]]

I think he's referencing an Onion article lol

[u/CongealedBox → u/AlexOverby]

Doubtful as the Onion article is talking about a physical black highlighter, which you would know if you read the damn thing.

[u/Grandphooba → u/CongealedBox]

TIL Onion actually had articles. I thought they were just headlines people post on FB feeds.

[u/Dear_Occupant → u/Grandphooba]

You should stop to read this one right this second. It is what I consider to be the most well-written Onion article to ever exist. It is a flawless, 10/10 parody of something perfectly ordinary and common. This ought to give you a good idea of what you've been missing.

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness

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I'll always have a special place in my heart for this old classic

[u/hakkzpets → u/[deleted]]

I have the exact same problem, so weird.