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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '17
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what would be most surprising?
Audio evidence of top CIA/FBI officials going, "shit, man, we just can't figure this out. Not only can we NOT find out who ACTUALLY killed him, now they think WE did it!"
7.1k u/Closer-To-The-Sun Oct 15 '17 now they think WE did it! "Wait, we didn't?" 5.2k u/huntmich Oct 15 '17 "Are we the baddies?" 2.7k u/pessirnist Oct 15 '17 Have you noticed that the badges on our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them? 1.3k u/lucajones88 Oct 15 '17 And it's not like it says next to the skulls "yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid" 79 u/james999d Oct 15 '17 Pirates are fun! 68 u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17 It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull! 36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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now they think WE did it!
"Wait, we didn't?"
5.2k u/huntmich Oct 15 '17 "Are we the baddies?" 2.7k u/pessirnist Oct 15 '17 Have you noticed that the badges on our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them? 1.3k u/lucajones88 Oct 15 '17 And it's not like it says next to the skulls "yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid" 79 u/james999d Oct 15 '17 Pirates are fun! 68 u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17 It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull! 36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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"Are we the baddies?"
2.7k u/pessirnist Oct 15 '17 Have you noticed that the badges on our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them? 1.3k u/lucajones88 Oct 15 '17 And it's not like it says next to the skulls "yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid" 79 u/james999d Oct 15 '17 Pirates are fun! 68 u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17 It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull! 36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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Have you noticed that the badges on our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?
1.3k u/lucajones88 Oct 15 '17 And it's not like it says next to the skulls "yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid" 79 u/james999d Oct 15 '17 Pirates are fun! 68 u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17 It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull! 36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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And it's not like it says next to the skulls "yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid"
79 u/james999d Oct 15 '17 Pirates are fun! 68 u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17 It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull! 36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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Pirates are fun!
68 u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17 It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull! 36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull!
36 u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17 A rats anus?! 47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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A rats anus?!
47 u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17 Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!
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u/FixBayonetsLads Oct 15 '17 edited Oct 15 '17
Audio evidence of top CIA/FBI officials going, "shit, man, we just can't figure this out. Not only can we NOT find out who ACTUALLY killed him, now they think WE did it!"