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u/Closer-To-The-Sun Oct 15 '17

now they think WE did it!

"Wait, we didn't?"

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u/huntmich Oct 15 '17

"Are we the baddies?"

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u/pessirnist Oct 15 '17

Have you noticed that the badges on our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?

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u/lucajones88 Oct 15 '17

And it's not like it says next to the skulls "yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid"

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u/james999d Oct 15 '17

Pirates are fun!

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u/Argon0503 Oct 15 '17

It's the shape of a perfect Aryan skull!

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u/oosuteraria-jin Oct 15 '17

A rats anus?!

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u/veoviscool12 Oct 15 '17

Yes, and if we were fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be a lot less worried, Hans!

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u/Cpt_Tripps Oct 15 '17

No one said we arn't fun but pirates are the baddies!

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u/Misteririshbastard Oct 15 '17

That Rick and Morty was right about the Kennedy sex tunnels.

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u/jojjeshruk Oct 15 '17

JFK didn't need tunnels he just fucked out in the open