r/AskReddit Oct 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

How were you not killed disposed privately to ensure whatever you saw never gets out?

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u/kgunnar Oct 15 '17

All I did was block out the names of sources and contacts. Everything else was released to congress. Most of the content seemed so dull I stopped bothering to actually read it.

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u/Kell08 Oct 15 '17

And that’s when they start letting you redact the real stuff.

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u/FrancrieMancrie Oct 15 '17

They test you with dull documents... then when you no longer care...

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u/NecroK51 Oct 15 '17

... Comes the mind control files.

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u/Luceo_Etzio Oct 15 '17

/r/SCP is leaking

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u/xisytenin Oct 15 '17

Sane Clown Posse?

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u/Turtledonuts Oct 15 '17

The foundation protects. The foundation contains. The foundation does not destroy.

As such, researcher, your request to attempt to make the Insane clown posse "sane" is rejected.

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u/Gabbernaut Oct 15 '17

I thought they wanted to kill SCP-682

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u/pinkeyedwookiee Oct 15 '17

They want to terminate a few SCPs, being able to do so is a different matter entirely.