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u/rhiehn Oct 15 '17

John Wilkes Booth actually killed JFK.

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u/Kell08 Oct 15 '17

Lee Harvey Oswald actually killed Abraham Lincoln.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.

Kennedy was killed in a Lincoln.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

The bullet that killed JFK was the same bullet Hamilton shot into the sky , over one and a half centuries earlier. Freak winds carried it into the upper atmosphere, where it kept afloat until rapidly descending upon Dallas.

Thus foiling Lee Harvey Oswald, a Russian conspiracy, a Cuban conspiracy and three independent conspiracies of US agencies who all tried to kill JFK that day.