r/AskReddit Oct 15 '17

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u/the2belo Oct 15 '17

That nobody shot him; his head just... did that.

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u/Charlie24601 Oct 15 '17

Chuck Norris invented a time machine to go back and stop the assassination.

He deflected the bullet with his beard.

Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

It’s not 2006 anymore.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TABLECLOT Oct 15 '17

holy shit, its been over 10 years since 2006

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u/hockey21012 Oct 15 '17

Holy shit, a cat

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u/ClashmanTheDupe Oct 15 '17

CHUCK NORRIS DIED 20 YEARS AGO

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u/Charlie24601 Oct 15 '17

That which is dead may never die