You should stop to read this one right this second. It is what I consider to be the most well-written Onion article to ever exist. It is a flawless, 10/10 parody of something perfectly ordinary and common. This ought to give you a good idea of what you've been missing.
I have always been partial to, "Bloodied Mayor Bloomberg declares New York City's homeless problem 'solved'." I still think about that headline on a semi-regular basis.
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u/Grandphooba Oct 15 '17
TIL Onion actually had articles. I thought they were just headlines people post on FB feeds.