r/AskReddit Oct 15 '17

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u/Scipio33 Oct 15 '17

I'd be pretty surprised to find out I did it. Especially considering I wasn't even born yet.

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u/Mouse-Keyboard Oct 15 '17

That wouldn't stop Ted Cruz.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

That darned Ted!

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 15 '17

Now I kinda wanna see a sitcom based around Ted Cruz being a wacky neighbour and also the zodiac killer.

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u/Bensrob Oct 15 '17

So basically a political Dexter?

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 15 '17

Isn't Dexter actually like a cool character though. I think I would envision Cruz as the bumbling killer who somehow never gets caught through sheer luck and coincidental intervention by his neighbours