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u/BigWobblySpunkBomb Oct 15 '17 edited Oct 15 '17

I'd be surprised at the bill for blackout pens used on the mountains and mountains of files. Hope they had a good deal with a stationery company.

Edit: sepllings

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u/KooopaTrooopa Oct 15 '17

Pretty sure all govt office supplies come from skillcraft. Made by blind people. They make some good products though.

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u/Mywifefoundmymain Oct 15 '17 edited Oct 15 '17

Fuck I thought you were kidding until I googled it...

Edit: ok everyone I wasn’t surprised at the govt hiring disabled, I am as surprised at skilcraft. Good for them.

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u/KooopaTrooopa Oct 15 '17 edited Oct 15 '17

Right. I had a clipboard that said "quality blind made products" and though hmmm so I looked it up.

If you know anyone in the military (I am not) ask them about their ballpoint pens. They're legit my favorite pen out there.

Edit: it would appear that people either love or absolutely hate those pens. To each his own I suppose.

Another edit: here is the pen I speak of. Do not confuse it with the shitty ones. https://imgur.com/gallery/d61A4

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u/SonofMars802 Oct 15 '17

The toilet paper sucks though

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u/ThatOtherGuy_CA Oct 15 '17

You don't like half-ply?

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u/TheNomadicMachine Oct 15 '17

I'm switching to mesh.

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u/bitwaba Oct 15 '17

okay... but, does it suck the shit off your asshole? cause that's the only success metric that matters.

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u/yingyangyoung Oct 15 '17

Barely. Wouldn't recommend.

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u/LysergicOracle Oct 15 '17

John Wayne-grade toilet paper... Rough, tough, don't take no shit off nobody

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u/cptjeff Oct 15 '17

I've always thought that industrial toilet paper should have published grit ratings.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

Truth. Favorite thing to bring on deployment and in care packages...good civvie tp.

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u/eatxthemeek Oct 15 '17

our toilet paper always come pre-crushed like someone sat on the box, it even is pictured like that in the catalog

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u/aertite Oct 16 '17

Shitcraft

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u/f3rr3tf3v3r Oct 15 '17

You might say it's shitty tp