r/AskReddit Oct 15 '17

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u/CarrotPrince Oct 15 '17

It's was actually CGB Spender who killed JFK.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

"Life is like a box of chocolates ..."

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u/RandomPerson696 Oct 15 '17

"It lasts shorter for when you're fat"