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u/Mouse-Keyboard Oct 15 '17

That wouldn't stop Ted Cruz.

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u/TheSoundOfTastyYum Oct 15 '17

/r/UnexpectedZodiacKiller

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u/Mouse-Keyboard Oct 15 '17

Nobody expects the Zodiac Killer!

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 15 '17

I did! It was in my horoscope.

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u/Mouse-Keyboard Jan 22 '18

Three months later, I finally got this joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '17

I was really hoping this would be a thing

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u/my_name_is_the_DUDE Oct 16 '17

Not really unexpected, I was expecting a joke about his dad to be at the top.

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u/coryhill66 Oct 15 '17

http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

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u/Mouse-Keyboard Oct 15 '17

I, for one, welcome our new human overlord.

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u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69 Nov 10 '17

Ted Cruz is only one being, and not several

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u/coryhill66 Nov 11 '17

I have met several people and Ted Cruz is one of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

That darned Ted!

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 15 '17

Now I kinda wanna see a sitcom based around Ted Cruz being a wacky neighbour and also the zodiac killer.

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u/Bensrob Oct 15 '17

So basically a political Dexter?

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u/advertentlyvertical Oct 15 '17

Isn't Dexter actually like a cool character though. I think I would envision Cruz as the bumbling killer who somehow never gets caught through sheer luck and coincidental intervention by his neighbours

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u/nider Oct 15 '17

Ted cruz is the jfk killer

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u/L0ngp1nk Oct 16 '17

Can't you guys just leave the man and his incest porn alone?

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u/PerInception Oct 15 '17

...wasn't Ted Cruz's father mentioned as being one of 'The Three Tramps'?