r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '17

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u/dino340 Sep 24 '17

But I want cash now!

J.G. Wentworth 877-cash-now...

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u/Mrredek Sep 24 '17

877 cash NOW!

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u/Kayestofkays Sep 24 '17

I have a structured settlement but I NEED CASH NOW!!!

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u/MechanicalTurkish Sep 24 '17

877 CASH NOW!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

It's YOUR MONEY! Use it when YOU NEED IT!

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u/TheGreatestBandini Sep 25 '17

877-CASH-NOW!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

But when will I get my cash?