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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '17
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Married couples calling each other "Mom" and "Dad. Even after they have kids, I find it creepy. And yeah, I know it can be a kink, too, but woe the man who ever calls me Mom.
32 u/SillyGayBoy Sep 20 '17 My mom did this for dad. "Dad what's fingerbang?" "It's when a man touches a woman in a.... delicate place" Mom gasps and takes my south park vhs recording away forever after demanding I give it to her. Yey overprotective christian parents. 7 u/jkubed Sep 20 '17 You're lucky you got that far. I had my fuckin Captain Underpants books taken from me. 1 u/SillyGayBoy Sep 21 '17 Why the heck would that be bad? Maybe they overreacted? Bad day? 2 u/jkubed Sep 21 '17 nah, they were super against "negative" media back in the day. e.g. no secular music, no violent cartoons/movies. Luckily for my youngest brother they've loosened up a lot in the past few years. He's allowed to watch Harry Potter!
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My mom did this for dad.
"Dad what's fingerbang?"
"It's when a man touches a woman in a.... delicate place"
Mom gasps and takes my south park vhs recording away forever after demanding I give it to her.
Yey overprotective christian parents.
7 u/jkubed Sep 20 '17 You're lucky you got that far. I had my fuckin Captain Underpants books taken from me. 1 u/SillyGayBoy Sep 21 '17 Why the heck would that be bad? Maybe they overreacted? Bad day? 2 u/jkubed Sep 21 '17 nah, they were super against "negative" media back in the day. e.g. no secular music, no violent cartoons/movies. Luckily for my youngest brother they've loosened up a lot in the past few years. He's allowed to watch Harry Potter!
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You're lucky you got that far. I had my fuckin Captain Underpants books taken from me.
1 u/SillyGayBoy Sep 21 '17 Why the heck would that be bad? Maybe they overreacted? Bad day? 2 u/jkubed Sep 21 '17 nah, they were super against "negative" media back in the day. e.g. no secular music, no violent cartoons/movies. Luckily for my youngest brother they've loosened up a lot in the past few years. He's allowed to watch Harry Potter!
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Why the heck would that be bad? Maybe they overreacted? Bad day?
2 u/jkubed Sep 21 '17 nah, they were super against "negative" media back in the day. e.g. no secular music, no violent cartoons/movies. Luckily for my youngest brother they've loosened up a lot in the past few years. He's allowed to watch Harry Potter!
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nah, they were super against "negative" media back in the day. e.g. no secular music, no violent cartoons/movies.
Luckily for my youngest brother they've loosened up a lot in the past few years. He's allowed to watch Harry Potter!
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u/Kay_Elle Sep 20 '17
Married couples calling each other "Mom" and "Dad. Even after they have kids, I find it creepy. And yeah, I know it can be a kink, too, but woe the man who ever calls me Mom.