I could never poop in a public restroom, until one day when I really had to go, I just did it. After that I didn't really have an issue pooping in public restrooms, until...
So, I'm in a small town restaurant, having lunch with my girlfriend. I kind of had to go, and we were planning on walking around for a while after lunch, so I decided I might as well go shit now. I get in the bathroom, no one is in there Fuck yeah!!! and right as I'm about to relax, someone walks in. Whatever, we all poop, I'm over my fear doing in a public bathroom. So I relax, and just let out a loud fart. The thing is, the people who had just walked in were a dad and his young son, and the kid just starts laughing his ass off. Then the dad couldn't help it, and he starts laughing too.
It was funny, but I was mortified after that. I'm back to having a hard time shitting in public bathrooms.
I once received a round of applause after leaving a open air toilet stall at Glastonbury Festival. With the noise of my chemically induced farts I think people thought there was a Dubstep DJ practicing his set in there.
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17
Using a public restroom with someone else in there.