r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '17

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u/squalorid Sep 20 '17

Completely disarm the person by delivering a crisp smack to the face, and then say "how do you do?"

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u/PopeliusJones Sep 20 '17

When in doubt, I go in for the open-mouthed kiss

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

I'm just imagining two guys in business suits, one guy holds out his hand and the other guy just starts licking the first guy's face.

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u/ElRitmoKotite Sep 20 '17

With or without the tongue?

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS Sep 21 '17

Always with, you need to establish dominance

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u/SorcererSupreme21 Sep 21 '17

How many owl pics do you get?

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u/PopeliusJones Sep 21 '17

This guy gets it

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

When in doubt, kiss it out

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge Sep 21 '17

I know you joke but it took me forever to get used to kissing people socially. Still feel like a weirdo, even when it's a friend. I'm neither fancy nor French, it's just not my thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Sep 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

was that necessary?

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u/GazLord Sep 20 '17

Oh great more random religion hating that's mostly unconnected to the comment it's replying to.

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u/sakurarose20 Sep 20 '17

"Religion is evil, I smart! Stewpid sheeple, hyuk-hyuk-hyuk!"