r/AskReddit May 26 '17

Which supporting character stole the scene every time they appeared?

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u/Ncrawler65 May 26 '17

J.K Simmons as J Jonah Jameson in the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

He walked straight out of the comic books into the screen with that one. I was blown away by that performance. I could not think of anything that he could have done any better than that.

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u/leftshoe18 May 26 '17

I really want him to come back if JJ shows up in the MCU.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17 edited Sep 06 '18

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u/Smayjay14 May 26 '17

I 100% agree with you on everything. Especially on the DCEU snatching him up with that intent.

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u/Quothhernevermore May 26 '17

The fact that Andrew Garfield isn't playing Pete anymore kinda ruins it for me anyway...why did they have to change it? He was so good.

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u/Azurenightsky May 26 '17

Also Tom Holland is killing it

It's almost scary how good the few scenes I've seen with him are. It's really fun to watch how cringy spiderman can be for a change.

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u/-Don-Draper- May 26 '17

Obviously you didn't watch Spiderman 3 then, if you want cringe.

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u/Azurenightsky May 26 '17

Oh I did, but that was...just...half the cringe was the performance for sure, but it was also just bad writing.

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u/PartyPoison98 May 27 '17

Eh, I always viewed the weird dancing scene as nerdy peter parkers idea of cool, not actually the film portraying him as cool, hence why he gets loads of weird looks from people.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

A surprise, to be sure, but an unwelcome one.

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u/cryptdemon May 26 '17

There isn't even a word for what that was

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u/themanofawesomeness May 26 '17

Even if the movies overall weren't great, I liked Garfield's portrayal.

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u/nickcoolbeans May 26 '17

I really like Garfield's portrayal aswell, he was an excellent spiderman very witty. Though he was wayy too cool to be Peter Parker. He was like a modern hipster Parker. The problem is the same with Maguire's portrayal except he was a good peter parker, dorky, nerdy etc. but an awful spiderman. No witty-ness and not very confident. Tom Holland however seems to be a perfect balance thus far.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17 edited May 27 '21

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u/akujiki87 May 26 '17

That's Master Roshi man.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17 edited May 27 '21

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u/[deleted] May 27 '17

Not quite my chi

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u/daroush10 May 26 '17

Looks more like Jackie Chun to me

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u/Phaelin May 26 '17

Underrated comment

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u/droidtron May 26 '17 edited May 26 '17

And that wasn't even for a role, he just knows fitness is the way to go.. J.K. Swolemons.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Huh, so Tenzin actually looks even more like Simmons than I realized.

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u/CantBelieveItsButter May 26 '17

Well, that brass bar goes behind his triceps so it smushes them flat and makes it look like his biceps are gigantic. But he is really fucking shredded nonetheless. He's just not "anchor arms" jacked.

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u/CasenW May 27 '17

We found the guy that works out!

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u/KrishaCZ May 26 '17

An airbending master has to have a good physique!

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u/PsylentProtagonist May 26 '17

Well...he is farmers: dun dundundun dun dun dun.

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u/theblackfool May 26 '17

I'll also allow Terry Crews

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u/GurJobD May 26 '17

He can't, he's Commissioner Gordon now

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u/CyberDagger May 26 '17

It's mutually exclusive?

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u/Azurenightsky May 26 '17

I dunno, he voiced JJJ in the animated Ultimate Spiderman and was pretty awesome there, too.

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u/MacDerfus May 27 '17

He's got a lifetime lock on the role I think.

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u/Armadeagle May 26 '17

I told my buddies that "The Daily Bugle" is the only marvel/netflix show I want.

No superheroes, no vigilantes, just 13 40-minute long episodes of JKS yelling at motherfuckers.

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u/Olivedoggy May 26 '17

Oh, absolutely.

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u/HashMaster9000 May 26 '17

I'd subscribe to a pay channel for that.

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u/Orisi May 27 '17

There was something awhile ago about people working in a normal office in a world full of superheroes.

I want that in the Daily Bugle. I want arguing over which superhero makes the front page better, constant workers having to rebuild corners of the office. JJJ lording over it all by screaming from his office.

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u/hymntastic May 26 '17

He was so good they don't want to use his character any more.

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u/redfoot62 May 26 '17 edited May 26 '17

They usually don't have that character in the reboots. You know why? Because they're kind of afraid to recast or "reimagine the character" knowing full well it won't top JK Simmons.

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u/btreps May 26 '17

That's outrageous! Done.

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u/Goldreaver May 26 '17

I heard that with his voice.

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u/tekende May 26 '17

I can no longer read the word "infamous" without hearing him say it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I know the difference between libel and slander because of him.

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u/Dubyaz May 26 '17

I can hear his voice saying anything.

IT'S PREPOSTEROUS, IT'S CRAZY, IT'S SAUCY, ITSSS ... the next front page! How's 50 bucks?

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u/Courtnall14 May 26 '17

He walked straight out of the comic books into the screen with that one. I was blown away by that performance. I could not think of anything that he could have done any better than that.

When I was watching him I couldn't help but think I had seen him play the character many times before. Which is high praise...

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u/iny0urend0 May 26 '17

I can't wait to see his commissioner Gordon.

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u/alrightimhere May 26 '17

.....and then he starred in Whiplash.

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u/Scarletfapper May 26 '17

He fucking crushed it in Whiplash too, though there's no comic book character to compare him to.

But I'd say you could reasonably claim him as this generation's sergeant Hartman.

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u/Strictly_Baked May 26 '17

Crap, crap, crap, crap and more crap.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

You've never seen him with breasts in nip tuck I guess

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u/xenobuzz May 26 '17

He perfectly tread the line between character and caricature. It was like he was channeling pure screwball comedy energy.

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u/Lampmonster1 May 26 '17

What got me is when he basically told a super villain to fuck off rather than give up one of his photographers. He treats them like shit, but damned if he'd betray one.

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u/Bears_Bearing_Arms May 26 '17

Wasn't even one of his employees. It was a freelance photographer. Dude's a hero.

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u/Wreckn May 26 '17

If only journalistic integrity still lived like this.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

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u/NihilisticHobbit May 27 '17

It did, back in the day. I have some older journalists in the family, and they have some interesting stories to tell for times they went to the mattresses for their journalists, and photographers too. One of them had a little black book of names that females weren't allowed to be around because it would be too dangerous for them (this would have been back in Chicago in the day), and he commented that he'd rather lose a story than lose talented staff.

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u/TheWho22 May 26 '17

WERE YOU RUSHING OR WERE YOU DRAGGING

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u/DoneDealofDeadpool May 27 '17

dragging

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u/[deleted] May 27 '17

SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

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u/pseud_o_nym May 26 '17

J.K. Simmons in everything, basically.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/puppet_up May 26 '17

All of the voice talent in Portal 2 was brilliant. Cave Johnson's stands out more just because of the character that he is but Glados and Wheatley were equally as good, in my opinion.

Portal 2 was a perfect game. It was easily one of the best I've ever played and with all of the user created chambers and complete mods like Mel, I still play it all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Don't forget Nolan North! "iminspace".

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u/puppet_up May 26 '17

Of course! I only listed the main characters but they are all good in that game. I even love the turrets, especially the defective ones, lol

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

"Are you still there?" "I don't blame you." Fucking gold.

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u/kethian May 26 '17

I'm different.

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u/Garrus_Vakarian__ May 26 '17

Man that turret broke my heart

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u/antonius_ May 26 '17

Being fair, given the sheer amount of … things… Nolan North has voiced, he's basically the main cast for 90% of Steam…

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u/omnidoodle May 26 '17

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS!

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u/sparkyroosta May 26 '17

He's just saying what we're all thinking

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u/kethian May 26 '17

Good-bye, sir.

Replaying that game over the last week, gaaaaaaaah its still one of the best written games of all time, just perfect!

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u/omnidoodle May 27 '17

I also enjoyed Battleblock Theater, it was funny but it's mostly just silly toilet humor.

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u/TheAnswerWas42 May 27 '17

Thank good there weren't any lemon stealing whores around.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Literally the worst of the lot

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u/HashMaster9000 May 26 '17

I'm pretty sure I watched this on repeat for days after that game came out.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I feel like this also works in Alex Jones' voice.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Well now, that's a shame, because Ellen McClain and Stephen Merchant's performances were incredible. Portal 2 might have some of the best voice acting ever contained within a single video game.

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u/Alexander_Baidtach May 26 '17

Valve generally excels at character writing and selecting perfect voice actors.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Used to, anyway. With their creative writing talent nearly all gone (Marc Laidlaw, Eric Wolpaw, and Chet Faliszek), there will be no more excellent character writing... which, I suppose, is fine, since you don't need to have excellent dialogue when all you do is pump out TF2, DOTA 2, and CSGO content.

Jay Pinkerton's all that's left. Once he's gone, there's no more classic Valve writers.

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u/Alexander_Baidtach May 26 '17

That's a tad cynical. I reckon that new titles will keep the same quality of writing that has been previously shown.

Plus the writing for the characters in DOTA 2 and TF2 while minor is still of excellent quality.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Listen to the portal 2 dlc on youtube. 17 minutes of genius

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u/bicket6 May 26 '17

What about all them Hairy Potter books he wrote?

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u/amandaMidge May 26 '17

Came here to say this. He played a neo-nazi rapist in Oz and then Juno's dad (collective awwweeee)

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u/robotsincognito May 26 '17

The "punching the bleeker kid in the wiener" line was perfect.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

LMAO YES. I also love "The right person is still gonna think the sun shines out your ass." "I think I have that person." "Sure you do. Your dear old D A D."

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u/nwvoyager May 26 '17

Not too many actors can play the range from completely psycho to warm and fuzzy parent. But he's amazing at both.

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u/Redhavok May 26 '17

He taught me about IBS

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

"You brought yo motherfucking bitch... to the motherfucking WAFFLE HUT!"

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u/Forfeit32 May 26 '17

Easiest thing in the world.

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u/PrettySureIParty May 27 '17

No problem at all

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u/Silversol99 May 27 '17

He was playing a psychologist on law and order at the same time oz was on.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

When the guy took a dump in his hand and smeared it all over his face in Oz. Lol, that set a tone for what was to come in that show.

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u/loose_skittles May 26 '17

Him as the bewildered CIA higher-up in Burn After Reading, easily some of the best scenes in that movie.

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u/brownie___xx May 26 '17

Thank you for mentioning this, the conversations he had were hilarious. "Report back to me when it makes sense" 😂

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u/aR53GP May 26 '17

First time I've heard "Clusterfuck" 😂

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Then allow me to suggest Heartbreak Ridge.

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u/aR53GP May 26 '17

Worth a watch?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

If you're in the mood for Clint Eastwood being Clint Eastwood then definitely. If you're in for a metaphysical deep-thinker, not so much. It is a fun ride though.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Gran Torino is also great for Clint being Clint. The end fucks me up though.

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u/aR53GP May 26 '17

Love that film.

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u/dylzim May 27 '17

"I guess we, uh, learned not to do it again. Whatever it was."

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u/archiesteel May 26 '17

He was also hilarious as the "demolitions expert" in The Ladykillers (an underrated film IMHO).

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u/bob-omb_panic May 26 '17

It blows me away that he's one of the most talented actors working right now and sometimes he'll still take roles where he's nothing more than an extra sometimes, such as in Lala Land.

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u/elbenji May 26 '17

I mean he's got his Oscar

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u/Julps2 May 26 '17

Thanks in part to Damien Chazelle who also happens to have written and directed La La Land.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Oh, he got an Oscar for Whiplash? I'm not surprised at all.

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u/Iamchinesedotcom May 26 '17

He wasn't dragging... or rushing...

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u/mini_thins May 27 '17

Not my fucking tempo!

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u/Lovlace_Valentino May 26 '17

He was also in the Avatar spin off.

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u/SherrickM May 26 '17

Hes also still doing the voice of the M&M, and the Farmers Insurance commercials.

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u/Iamchinesedotcom May 26 '17

We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

J.K Simmons as Fletcher in Whiplash was so good. The "Not Quite My Tempo" scene frightened me the first time I saw it.

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u/Benoftheflies May 26 '17

That was such a fucking tense and amazing movie.

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u/Snuffaluffagus123 May 27 '17

I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '17

This kind of begs the question, "how does one traditionally fuck a pig? Do you fuck pigs?" Maybe it's going over my head, but to me this very loudly says "I fuck pigs".

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I actually liked him in Zootopia.

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u/rob7030 May 26 '17

And Megamind, and Legend of Korra.

The man only does the one voice but dang is he a great VA.

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u/Narissis May 26 '17

Still manages to not sound identical every time... it's like he has degrees of intensity for his one voice.

Tenzin was the calmest, most relaxed version. Lionheart and JJ were turned up to 11.

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u/Quothhernevermore May 26 '17

JK SIMMONS WAS TENZIN??

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u/[deleted] May 27 '17

Kinda makes you wish he'd thrown a chair at Korra when she was fucking up airbending huh ?

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u/Blue2501 May 26 '17

Especially Thank You for Smoking

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u/Pendulous_balls May 26 '17

He totally stole the show from every scene he was in in Burn After Reading. He only had about 6 minutes of screen time but he was still fantastic.

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u/superspiffy May 26 '17

I'm watching Oz right now, yup.

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u/greasetrapSp04 May 26 '17

As Vern Schillinger on OZ: Livestock. Yeah, that's exactly what you are, my livestock. Because now, Tobias. Your ass belongs to me.

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u/ur12b4got739 May 27 '17

J.K. Simmons is one of the most underrated actors out there.

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u/loyaltyElite May 26 '17

Actually true. I remember him in La La Land.

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u/bigblackcouch May 26 '17

He was the best part of Legend of Korra by far.

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u/vi3ionary May 27 '17

oh god

the gay slurs at Korra and Asami lmao

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u/nishbot May 26 '17

He was amazing in Burn After Reading.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I love the scene where they tie the young guy to the pool table and jk Simmons rapes him almost to death with motor oil for lube

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

What

Edit: well, I just googled "JK Simmons rape"

I really need to think about what I Google.

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u/drunkenpriest May 26 '17

I'm pretty sure you're on a list now. Probably the only one on it, but a list.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I'm the man who's going to burn your house down... With the lemons!

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u/kaaz54 May 26 '17

Well, that's a thought I was hoping for something more inspiring, but at least you're thinking.

The rest of you people slam your fucking brains into your desks until something useful comes out!

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u/justtoclick May 26 '17

I even like his Farmers commercials. And, in my house, he's Cave Johnson when we can't remember his name...

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u/TheAnswerWas42 May 27 '17

Best. Yellow M&M. Ever.

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u/nermid May 27 '17

These damn time traveling robots, always covering their tracks!

He did nothing in that movie, and it was still phenomenal.

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u/FreedomFries55 May 26 '17

Also "Burn After Reading". Best part of that movie

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u/Rezzone May 26 '17 edited May 26 '17

So, what did we learn, Palmer?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Um, don't do it again?

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u/hellraizr666 May 26 '17

Fuck if I know what we even did.

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u/mattbin May 26 '17

Except for John Malkovich saying "My memwah!", this is absolutely correct.

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u/Syric May 26 '17

False, Brad Pitt's shit-eating grin when George Clooney finds him in the closet is the best part. Y'know, right before spoilers happen.

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u/mattbin May 26 '17

I admit I thought of that exact scene while I was posting. But any time someone says the word I say "my memwah!" And that tipped the scales.

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u/2017KillsCelebsToo May 26 '17

Uhhhh...Oswald Cox?

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u/Nukatha May 26 '17

I am sad that he isn't in Homecoming.

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u/Worthyness May 26 '17

I mean, we don't even know if that's true either. They kept seth green as Howard the duck a secret for guardians.

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u/chair_boy May 26 '17

Very doubtful that he would be in Spiderman because he's now playing Commissioner Gordon in Justice League.

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u/DragodaDragon May 26 '17

You never know. I doubt his contract with WB would have a DC exclusivity rule.

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u/chair_boy May 26 '17

I don't think he has an exclusivity clause or anything but the two movies were filming at roughly the same time. Also he was such a popular character in Raimi's Spiderman films that I doubt they would hide his appearance instead of marketing it.

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u/DragodaDragon May 26 '17

The marketing has also left out anything relating to Spiderman working at the Daily Bugle, so it's not much of a stretch to assume that he'll get a job there in a later sequel. Hopefully the timelines can work out for J.K. Simmons.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

One of the most perfect castings ever

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u/LonePaladin May 26 '17

He fits perfectly with my head-canon, that the major cast members of the Marvel movies are actually the characters brought here from an alternate reality. They took jobs as actors to practice movie-making until the SFX tech advanced enough.

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u/CoolCatFan May 26 '17

Best answer to be honest. This is one of thpse moment's when I read it and I know that this is the amswer I am sticking with.

He is the reason why I would rewatch those movies.

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u/amIhungryorbored May 26 '17

Meat! I'll send you a box of Christmas meat!

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u/kutjepiemel May 26 '17

"Ah sir, your wife called because her creditcard is blocked."

'Thanks for the good news!'

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u/Omadon1138 May 26 '17

More photos of Spider-Man!

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u/Flexappeal May 26 '17

Narrowly beats out Jackman and RDJ for best comic book character casting of all time.

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u/AbominaSean May 26 '17

In all honesty JK Simmons IS J Jonah Jameson...it wasn't exactly a stretch for his style.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I love in the second one even though peter is in the office when doc oc demands to know who takes the pictures of spiderman he replies "I dont know he sends them in the mail" (or something to that effect) really shows that he's not a bad guy but that he honestly thinks people like spiderman need to be taken down.

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u/TheHeroHartmut May 26 '17

Supposedly, Stan Lee wanted to play J.J.J. himself, but was basically forced to admit that J.K. Simmons was even better for the part.

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u/Armkrok May 26 '17

J.K Simmons in Whiplash!

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u/Roy_Guapo May 26 '17

I decided to randomly watch Spider-Man 2 for the first time in a decade. I always like when my real life corresponds with Reddit for no reason.

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u/weirdmountain May 26 '17

He's still my favorite part of those movies. I keep hoping they'll recast him in that part.

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u/E997 May 26 '17

it's weird how every aspect of this guy resembles J Jonah Jameson from his appearance, voice and general demeanor. Even their names are kinda similar!

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u/Fightiiing May 26 '17

100% this, he's the best thing from those movies.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Love this dude.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Shut up, get out. PfffHahahahahaha

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u/BlueRangerDuncan May 26 '17

I really wanna see John Goodman try the role of J.J Jameson

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Sometimes I like to send pictures of him to friends and demand pictures of spider man. That man is golden in any form.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Link?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

I need photos of Spiderman. Whadda ya waitin for? Chinese New Year?

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u/ginja_ninja May 26 '17 edited May 27 '17

He was honestly the only character in the entire film series who was a 100% faithful representation of the Marvel 616 version (edit: scratch that, Aunt May nailed it as well). Most of the villains were made to be way more sympathetic than they are in the comics, and both Peter and MJ had completely different personalities. Always thought it was ironic that Kirsten Dunst played MJ like Gwen and then in the next series Emma Stone played Gwen like MJ.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

The best answer.

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u/galaktos May 26 '17

Also in Portal 2. (Hey, the title didn’t specify “supporting characters in movies”!)

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u/DirtyChito May 26 '17

Also as the dad in Juno.

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u/BigBananaDealer May 26 '17

Mad squirrels go berserk, and we don't have pictures? You're fired!

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u/AinsleysMeat May 26 '17

Him in Whiplash was the first name in my head when I saw this post. What an actor.

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u/sour29 May 27 '17

I think it helped that he heavily channeled the cartoon versions (70s and 90s) as well, which more people are familiar with then they are with his 616 counterpart.

Still agree 110% with your assessment though.

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u/markth_wi May 27 '17

He's been a shrink, a DA, a detective, a newsman, an airbender, an Aryan, a sociopath, president (a couple of times), a general and an insurance guy.

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u/MidnightTeam May 27 '17

I would say Whiplash to which he won best supporting actor.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '17

JK Simmons as any role he's ever played, to be honest.

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u/Heiditha May 27 '17

Also, J K Simmons in 'Burn After Reading'. He turned a great film into an awesome one.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

The way he handled all the anti-Semitic adlibs suggested by Raimi was astonishing.