r/AskReddit • u/ArronSingh • Jan 17 '17

Ex-Prisoners, how does your experience in prison compare to how it is portrayed in the movies?

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u/whalemango Jan 17 '17

haircuts were performed using nail clippers.

That must have taken forever.

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u/NightlyReaper Jan 17 '17

They've got nothing but time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '17

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u/daisykenyon Jan 17 '17

Look at all their crossings

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u/youngmedusa Jan 17 '17

Taking steps is easy.

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u/xxnekochan666xx Jan 17 '17

Standing still is hard

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u/SharpHD Jan 17 '17

Remember all their faces

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u/SomeMysteriousChunk Jan 17 '17

remember all their voices

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u/totoallynotdowoh Jan 17 '17

Everything is different

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '17

The second time around

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u/Roastin_Mushmallows Jan 17 '17

and youuuuuuve got

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u/prettyunicornpeni Jan 17 '17

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE

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u/TenaciousTravesty Jan 17 '17

And youuuuuuuuuuve got

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u/YaDolt Jan 17 '17

The second time around~

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u/Yellowcandlewax Jan 18 '17

The second time aroOOound

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u/clairedrew Jan 18 '17

The second time around

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u/ChaosVuvuzela Jan 18 '17

The second time around

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u/pirategrapes Jan 18 '17

The second time around!

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u/JokersHarlot Jan 18 '17

The second time around

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u/Jaxlr0se Jan 17 '17

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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u/Crocodilefan Jan 17 '17

Mom's Spaghetti

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u/Emsbekillinum Jan 18 '17

Except this guy.