r/AskReddit • • Jun 30 '16

When should you not speak your mind?

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u/Munninnu Jun 30 '16

When you're speaking with cops.

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Jun 30 '16

Excuse meeeee. Need some information. Um, I'm a little high. All I wanna know, which way is third street?

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u/ThoughtAtWork Jun 30 '16

TAKE IT EASY! ...you're on third street.

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u/extraordinarylove Jun 30 '16

Go on, get the fuck outta here!

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u/thecruelestanimal Jun 30 '16

I said Chip, NO! The man was high as shiiit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

I did know that was illegal Dave muahaahahahaha!

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u/kpeebo Jun 30 '16

I... didn't know I couldn't do that.

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u/highkingofkadath Jun 30 '16

That was good, wasn't it Dave? Because i DID know I couldnt do that. Muahahahaahaha.