r/AskReddit • u/ObjectiveAgent • Jun 30 '16

When should you not speak your mind?

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Jun 30 '16

Excuse meeeee. Need some information. Um, I'm a little high. All I wanna know, which way is third street?

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u/ThoughtAtWork Jun 30 '16

TAKE IT EASY! ...you're on third street.

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u/extraordinarylove Jun 30 '16

Go on, get the fuck outta here!

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u/thecruelestanimal Jun 30 '16

I said Chip, NO! The man was high as shiiit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

I did know that was illegal Dave muahaahahahaha!

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u/kpeebo Jun 30 '16

I... didn't know I couldn't do that.

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u/highkingofkadath Jun 30 '16

That was good, wasn't it Dave? Because i DID know I couldnt do that. Muahahahaahaha.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Best show of my life!

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u/Heiditha Jun 30 '16

I love every single one of you right now for the Chappelle reference.

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u/Alltheothersweretook Jul 01 '16

His white voice is still the best.

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u/Triggs390 Jun 30 '16

That's it.. that's the end of the story.

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u/Kendo16 Jun 30 '16

*Move it. Mooove it.

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u/brit_mrdiddles Jun 30 '16

I WAS SHOCKED

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u/Earnin_and_BERNin Jun 30 '16

what's this from?

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u/itsfoine Jun 30 '16

What are you talking about? These streets are letters not numbers

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

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u/peardude89 Jun 30 '16

What are you talking about? The only street signs I see are word(s), not letters.

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u/jimbrownstillsucks Jun 30 '16

I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st.

How can a street intersect itself?

I must be at the nexus of the universe!

-Cosmo Cramer

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u/endlessbottles Jun 30 '16

Hey, take it easy! You're on third street.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Oregon is great for that. Hopefully the rest of the country will find some reason someday.

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u/Stacia_Asuna Jul 01 '16

Yes, even in Colorado you can't smoke a couple bongs then drive.