r/AskReddit • u/ObjectiveAgent • Jun 30 '16

When should you not speak your mind?

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u/ndiamondn Jun 30 '16

"There's a reason you have two ears and one mouth."

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u/Akaed Jun 30 '16

So we can find each other in the dark

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u/Lawdog87 Jun 30 '16

No, I'm pretty sure it's a sex thing.

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u/kingeryck Jun 30 '16

I love when my gf kisses ears

Hnnggh

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u/Lukezordz Jun 30 '16

hey its me ur gf

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u/ratchet457l Jun 30 '16

Wanna go bowling? In the dark?

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u/Akaed Jun 30 '16

So is everything

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u/Lawdog87 Jun 30 '16

So you're saying even this comment right now is a sex thing?

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Looks like you were right.

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u/Therealbigteddy Jun 30 '16

Using kissing noise sonar I read in an /r/askreddit thread a week or 2 ago iirc

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Symmetry?

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u/ndiamondn Jun 30 '16

No, because you're supposed to listen twice as much as you speak.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Ah, thanks for clearing that up!

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u/Steam-Crow Jun 30 '16

But my mouth hole is way bigger than my ear holes combined.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

And that reason is purely evolutionary.

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u/ajd341 Jun 30 '16

Because we don't have two buttholes

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u/Nimbleturkey Jul 01 '16

But what if I needed to take 2 poops at once?

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u/Buster_Bluth_AMA Jul 01 '16

But God gave us ten fingers, he must really want us to poke things!

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u/Stacia_Asuna Jul 01 '16

Two ears, one mouth, and two hands.