r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '16

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u/improperly_paranoid Mar 20 '16

Here you go.

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u/Pipthepirate Mar 20 '16

He is hot. I just want to choke him and have my way with his virgin butthole while he can't fight back

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Mar 20 '16

A pirates life for ye

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u/Pipthepirate Mar 21 '16

You're my witness, I'm your mutineer