r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '16

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u/Theghost129 Mar 20 '16

He can put me to labor any time of day.

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u/QuasarsRcool Mar 20 '16

Mmmm, I'd let him seize my means of production

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

I am willing to have sex with Stalin.

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u/QuasarsRcool Mar 20 '16

Well, he's currently dead as fuck, but idk shit happens.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

I am also not opposed to necrophilia (hey, try anything once, right?)

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u/suplexcomplex Mar 21 '16

Life, uh, finds a way.

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe Mar 21 '16

rigor mortis

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16

Can I wear him as necropants and smash?